Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manure?
Will that cure my baldness?
No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
A wizard who's as bald as a bat
Spilt hair tonic over the mat
It's grown so much higher
He can't see the fire
And he thinks that it's smothered his cat.
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
Two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. The other guy says to have a transplant operation. The bald guy says he can’t afford it. So his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. the bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares. (Hairs)
