What's New with My balls?
Well, I just had a vasectomy! Yeah, you heard it right people! It's just a security measure dahil likas sa ating mga panot ang malibog and so that I can have all the girls that I want whenever I'm travelling all over the Philippines. Also to make sure that Carmi will not get pregnant again or in case she gets pregnant then I can really be sure of the child's paternity unlike my eldest wherein I'm not sure if it's mine or his ex-boyfriends! Anyway I added some bolitas to add pleasure to any woman, girl that I'm gonna have sex with! Yeah, we bokals are God's gift to women!

Kaya mga pare ko palaging pahiran ng sebo de macho ang ulo para lalong gumuwapo!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Ang Numero-unong Guwapo;

Jojo Ventuna De Guzman

CALENDAR OF EVENTS
June 30, 2003: Deadline for submission of entries to the Search for Mr. Panot-Adonis Philippines!

July 4, 2003: Coronation & Ball-Mr. Panot-Adonis Philippines 2003; Westin Philippine Plaza.

August 21, 2003: 5K Fun Run, CCP Complex, Roxas Boulevard, Pasay City, Philippines. Hosted by Mr. Bembol Roco. Sponsored by Mr. Clean!

September 21, 2003 Umpugan ng mga Nagkikintabang Ulo! Sponsored by Anchor Milk, Kapitolyo Barangay Hall, Pasig City

November 1, 2003: The First Tito Varela Invitational Basketball Tournament, Mail & More Gym, San Andres, Manila, Philippines.

December 25, 2003 Christmas Party, Panot Philippines, Incorporated at the Shangrila Plaza Hotel Makati (Induction of Benjie Paras to the Panot's Hall of Fame.

January 1, 2004: Search for the Mr. Shiniest Head/Pate of the Philippines. Sponsored by Johnson's Floor Wax.

March 23, 2003: Annual Pilgrimage to the Shaolin Temple,Lhassa, Tibet & Forbidden City China.

For Inquiries please call Mr. Jojo De Guzman at Cellphone no.09178114351 or drop-by at NZMP Main Office in Pasig City, Philippines or Email Em.doria@ph.newzealandmilk.com or Panotphilippines@crazysexycool.com